yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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