Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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