Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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