I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
