How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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