i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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