my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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