I want to walk on stilts...naked
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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