ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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