Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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