Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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