Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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