Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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