just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
COCAINE IS GR8
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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