if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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