you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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