yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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