I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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