So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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