You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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