Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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