last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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