would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
did i just pee glitter
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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