If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
nutella sex= disaster
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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