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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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