Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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