2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I bet he comes in French.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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