She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm both gender and math confused
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