It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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