All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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