WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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