I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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