apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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