my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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