I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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