Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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