my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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