East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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