thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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