I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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