your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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