i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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