I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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