okay pat passed out under dana's car
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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