can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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