Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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