I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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