...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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