It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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