can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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