Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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