She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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