You're completely useless in the revolution.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
You dont lie about slip and slides
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I'm really busy with my period
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